Rowling with the Homies

lillyIt’s probably really easy to be overly critical of the way it’s written (some say “poorly”) i.e. very short sentences repeated lines and so on, but the fact is, Rowling created an unbelievably detailed world with every micro detail connecting. She made something that is far bigger than even she could have imagined. It’s an open world, so it could go on forever and that’s such a clever idea. I’m not saying she’s the greatest writer I’ve ever read by any means, but she is by far one of the best story tellers. Regarding Harry’s role in the writing of the books, I really appreciated that for almost the entirety of the series, we only got the knowledge as and when Harry got it. If something happened when he wasn’t there, we didn’t know about it. There were some obvious exceptions a bit later on, but they were few and far between. It seems like an obvious thing to say ‘well of course, he’s the title character, it’s about him’, but I’ve read far too many books that try and describe how the main character knows what happened, even when they were nowhere to be seen. They seem to be able to tell someone’s whole life story by a look they have in their eyes, and it’s annoying and boring and takes you out of the story. It meant you understood entirely about his isolation, and isolation is a huge theme in almost all these character’s lives. The anguish that was shared between Snape and Harry was the one time neither of them would have had to suffer in isolation, but he was never able to divulge. Harry constantly being described as having his mum’s eyes, his Dad’s temperament, it was just one big confusing pot of emotions. The last thing Snape ever did was look into those eyes again…the ones that were so like the ones he loved. Almost like the last thing he wanted to see, even if it wasn’t coming from the right face. I obviously didn’t have any idea why “look at me” in the book was so important until the pensieve chapter, and at the time I thought he was going to confess something. That was me holding on to one piece of hope that he was the good guy. The reality was way worse.

I have to say, I did find it comforting that Harry’s parents didn’t come back as ghosts. They clearly weren’t scared of death (as mentioned early in the series ghosts are there due to the humans being afraid of death) and died under no doubt about wanting to protect him. It struck me that support and trust are also big themes, which are a whole lot happier than isolation and dying family members. Their strong bonds and the ‘friendship (never ends)’ Spice Girls style song that they would all no doubt be singing together, was very cute.

I didn’t grow up reading the book like almost all the fan base did, so the feeling of them being my friends was totally lost on a 27-year-old. However, if I had started reading the books at the so-called “right time” I certainly would have felt that way! I can absolutely understand why as a young reader the same age as the characters, going through school and dealing with the same emotions as them, you could get very caught up and see them as peers. It’s like I’ve said before, she had a very clever way of making them real and relatable, even though they could make themselves invisible and turn into anyone they wanted. I’d be the person that’s in charge of the Barbie Instagram account btw! (Hint, hint)

Granger Things

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Moving swiftly from the Dark Lord straight to Supergirl herself, Hermione. At first, she was my absolute favourite character. I loved how she was shown as a goody-goody in conflict with herself, as she realised that the rules aren’t always black and white. It was really quite interesting watching her work out that the world wasn’t so straight forward, it’s not always fair, and you have to find a balance. Using her brain, she found ways around certain rules without breaking her moral code. She justified it to herself which I think is great, and she stuck by those two boys going against her initial value’s countless times. I mean, this is the girl that said being expelled was worse than being killed, come on!

There wasn’t one time she didn’t save their skin by knowing virtually everything there was to know, and the list of useful facts she has in that noggin of hers could be longer than Grawp’s right arm. The first time she created the Polyjuice Potion so they could sneak in to the Slytherin’s lair was hugely noble to me. Mainly because it was so early on in their relationships. She was wise beyond her years and every caution showed that. Knowing Sirius was taking his role a bit far, she was the only one that could see Black had got a bit too caught up in the past and kept forgetting that Harry wasn’t James. (Molly probably recognised this too, but she wasn’t in early adolescence, so it’s not as notable from her…sorry).

Very much like Luna, she never let her peers calling her a mudblood put her off and she sure showed them! She saved the entire planet, and I mean ENTIRE planet. The V man was genuinely killing the general public with his shenanigans. Her face off with Lestrange showed her growth from the first book and I mean, yeah maybe she was always a bit bossy and quite stubborn but these people are a whole different playing field. This is a former Azkaban inmate! She also punched Draco Malfoy so, yeah, that’s something. I’ll give Rowling her due, she sure knows how to write kick-ass women!

Say Aloha-mora to Christmassy treats

So now I’ve fallen fully into the Harry Potter badger hole (repping my hufflepuff buds), it’s now opened a whole new world of merchandising. Christmas is 122 days away (!!) and it’s been revealed that Boots, the high street pharmacy and beauty goods shop, are teaming up and bringing out a new Advent Calendar for 2019. I know they have done beauty products in the past, and I also know Harry Potter advent calendars aren’t anything new, but this is about me now so this is what we’re doing.

Contained behind the little doors of Pottery goodness there are such delights as the returning super cool Golden Snitch bath bomb, for those times you want to sneak in to the Prefect’s bathroom, and have yourself a toasty soak. They have been pretty tight lipped about what’s included, but it seems that nail varnishes and an eye mask are must haves so definitely expect them! Every little window will be like your own room of requirement.

The rise of the beauty advent calendar a few years back means you can spend upwards of £175 for the coveted luxury Balmain release, but this spellbinding collection will only set you back £35. It truly is the most magical time of the year!

Its definitely on my wish list, is it on yours?

Edit: I called it alohamora because you open doors like an advent calendar and it’s aloha like hello…its a multi-layered pun, like an onion…a punion